Me: why am I still single? Brain: you`re weird. Body: and you`re fat! Face: plus you`re pretty ugly.. Food: I`m here for you.
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Facebook status
Once upon a time I had a life, but then, I got an Internet connection.
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5 minutes and no likes? *deletes status*
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Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?" Me: "By staying at home."
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I bought the gum for me, not the whole school!
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That feeling you get when he talks to you about another girl.
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Don’t judge my choices if you don’t understand my reasons.,,
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LIKE IF : Realizing how weird you really are and wondering how you even have friends.
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Will you go out with me? (a) Yes (b) a (c) b
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I always hear the ice cream truck, but I "never" see it. I think my neighbors are just jerks who like to play the music.
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