If you search "askew" in google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise. (Try it)
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Facebook status
On a scale of 1 to Spongebob how ready are you?
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Crying doesnt indicate that you`re weak it means you`ve been strong for too long.
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The phrase`I need to talk to you`
has the ability to strike fear into the heart of anyone.
has the ability to strike fear into the heart of anyone.
-Awais
You`re not deep, you`re not an intellectual, you`re not an artist, you`re not a critic, you`re not a poet, you just have Internet access.
-John
That moment when the grammar freak gets corrected.
-Clint
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
-Nalin
LIKE IF:When I`m hungry, I whine about how hungry I am.
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Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian?
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Okay. Dude. I love you. But NO, you can NOT have any of MY food.
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