British:" `Helloo beautiful. How are you my love?" Australian:"G`day mate!" Canadian: "Eh?" American: "Aye shawty, whadup?"
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Facebook status
If Facebook had a dislike button, I would have lots of enemies
-Bruno
Me: *Breathes* Mom: I am sick and tired of your attitude!
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Me when I`m in a sleeping bag: One day i will sprout wings and become a beautiful butterfly....
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Me + ☊ = Goodbye world.
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
MIND=BLOWN!
MIND=BLOWN!
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I`m not a jealous person. I`m just a girl that would love to punch every other girl in the face that gives you a second look.
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it’s time to stop making the same old mistakes in your life. Time to be creative. Make some new ones for a change.
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Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like it’s the morning paper ?
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The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others.
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