LIKE IF :When you`re angry you type way faster than you should.
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Always give a chase, if you`re easy to get, you`ll be easy to forget.
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I fell off a 50ft ladder today..... Luckily I was on the bottom step. :)
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For some relationships, out of sight is out of mind... for ours, absence makes the heart grow fonder
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LIKE IF:Sleeping with all your stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended.
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Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ ▄ ★ They`re swimming away from Spongebob and Patrick!
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You`re kinda, basically, pretty much, sort of always on my mind.
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Dad: Those people on Twitter are going to come to your house and rape you. Me: Dad. They barely ever leave their room.
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If you really wanna make your friend feel awkward, wait for a quiet moment, then say: "Did you really just think that in your head?"
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We all have that one friend who makes us laugh with their stupidity.
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