Facebook status

I wish we could Google how people feel about us.
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Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast.
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"No iPods in school" Yeah, like Eminem is gonna rap me the answers.
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My favorite bird is Twitter. (*-*)
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Dear cellphone companies, please invent an "unsend my text`` option. Sincerely, Everyone.
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I know it may seem like the hardest thing to do, but you have to forget about the boy who forgot about you.
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LIKE IF you also asking your parents AFTER you`ve already made plans.
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I would have so much fun if Facebook had anonymous messaging... :D
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"I`m 16 and my boyfriend is 40, is that bad?" ``You spelled dad wrong."
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That moment when you try to stay mad at a friend, but you can`t because they make you laugh even in a fight.
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