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I’m A Smart Person….I just do stupid things.
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Teacher: "I am beautiful. What tense is this?" Student: "Obviously past."
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*Finds out crush isn`t at school today* "Damn wasted outfit"
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Some people`s relationship status should be "in a relationship with ___, while cheating with ____"
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I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I`m always on the computer.
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Sometimes I wonder if teachers gossip about students in the break room.
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LIKE IF:When I was younger I used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper. ALWAYS.
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Need an ark? I Noah a guy.
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iF ShE sTilL wRitES LiKE ThiS sHe iS tOo yOunG FOr YoU BrO.
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Dear strobe lights, thank you for making any dance look awesome. Sincerely, people who can`t dance.
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