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This is the way things are. It sucks but I just got to get used to it.

I saw you for like 3 seconds and it made my day.

I don`t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

The awkward moment when your screen freezes on an embarrassing website.

All mothers think their child is the most innocent in the world. But only my mom is right. :p

That awkward moment when you know the full lyrics of over 100 songs, but can`t answer 10 questions of your test.

"From now on, I`m eating healthy" *five minutes later* Lol jk. I`ll start tomorrow.

My math book needs to commit suicide. It has way to many problems.

Backstabbing is so last season. The new fashion is faking originality.