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Hobo- Whats the greatest nation in the world? Me- ...This nation? Hobo- No, a donation! *holds out tin can*

Did you know Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue.

Definition of stupid: Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies.

Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.

don`t be shy, share your status with us. Challenge accepted.

relationships are like a mirror, if you dont take care they can break easily...

Any man can love a thousand women,but a good man loves one woman a thousand ways <3

Remember If you don`t stand for something, you`ll fall for anything!

That awkward moment when your friend in with you and you are being screamed are by you parents and they are like, "OOOOOO, your in trouble." and your like "Shut up and go home."

mom mom mama mama mamamea mamamea WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!? ummm........ hi