Facebook status

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch in the face.
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Dear fake friends, first of all you should know that I`m typing this with my middle finger.
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Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges.
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We were a perfect match. Maybe that’s why we burnt out.
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I feel like I`m waiting for something that isn`t gonna happen
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The only way you may correct the bad things in your past is to add better things to your future.
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The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter.
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IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
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When you can`t stop thinking about it, it`s worth it.
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people who shower in under 5 minutes
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how
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