I have a disorder where i stay up all night and eat....its called insom-nom-nom-nia
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The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
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Did you know: Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time. :)
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LIKE IF:I say "i don`t know" to everything when I`m in a bad mood.
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69 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status
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Am I the only one who puts my iPod on shuffle but keeps skipping until I find a song I like?
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That amazing moment when you type your homework on Google and found EXACTLY what you need.
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Funny how one status message can make 20 people think you are talking about them.
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I don`t have an attitude problem. I have an attitude that you have a problem with.
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I don`t believe in love at first sight. It means your falling in love with someones appearence, and not their personality.
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