That moment when someone knows your first and last name and your just like ..."Ive never seen you before in my life!"
-Ashlayy
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The best memories come from the worst ideas
-Tara
Just remember, if you start pointing at me, there`s always three fingers pointing back.
-Lauren
Enjoy life. It comes with an expiry date.
-Remon
ROFL!!….. LOL jk i’m still in my chair.
-unknown
The awkward moment when everyone is laughing & you don`t know what`s going on.
-unknown
Dear Karma, Do some work. Sincerely, The ones who have been mistreated
-unknown
You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
-unknown
Actions always prove why words mean nothing.
-unknown
My microwave is awesome at heating up my plate and leaving my food frozen.
-unknown