Facebook status

*Dosen`t go on Facebook for a week* Expectations: 23 Friend Requests. 9 Messages. 56 Notifications. Reality: 1 game request notification.
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`2 GET` & `2 GIVE` creates too many problems, But just DOUBLE the Attitude to `4GET` & `4GIVE` solves all the problems.
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MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans.
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else’s status.
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That awkward moment when people try to join a conversation, but they end up talking to themselves.
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When you want something you`ve never had, you have to do something you`ve never done.
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Hardest button to click ---> "LOGOUT"
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That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up.
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In my life, I`ve loved, I`ve lost, I`ve missed, I`ve hurt, I`ve trusted, I`ve made mistakes, but most of all, I`ve learned.
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When your stomach decides to start talking as soon as the room gets quite -_________-
-Ashlayy