Teacher: "I have a fun project for you guys!" Me: "I`m bursting with joy."
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LIKE This If Your Parents have ever Called you with wrong name. :)
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Currently don`t know any vegetable jokes so if YOU know one ...lettuce know!
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I ♥ THE WEEKEND, I ♥ MUSIC, I ♥ SUMMER & I ♥ SLEEP.
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Dear Tequila, I love you, but we had an agreement. You were supposed to make me sexier & a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.
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LIKE IF:Agreeing with people so they SHUT UP!
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I`m the type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn`t want to study.
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That depressing moment when you wake up during the best part of your dream..
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You don`t know something? → Google it. You don`t know someone? → Facebook it. You can`t find something? → Ask Mom.
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I don`t hate school, I just hate the teachers, the homework, the tests and waking up in the morning.
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