Me: I haven`t taken a picture in a while *takes picture* Me: oh that`s why.. ( ._.)
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Facebook status
Me: "mom... dad.. I decided to live on my own from now on" Them: "ok, cool" Me: "your luggage is outside".
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I wasnt that drunk! Dude, you were climbing up a tree yelling, LOOK HOW BIG THIS PIECE OF BROCCOLI IS!
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If facebook was school, I`d have perfect attendance.
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5 days of school, 2 days of weekend, 10 months for school, 2 months for summer. Who the hell divided this shit?
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Talk to the hand. If you have any questions consult my middle finger.
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If their ex is still calling...its because they`re still getting an answer.
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Dear sweatpants and hoodies, thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it.
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There are friends, there is family and then there are friends that become family.
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Before I post a joke on Facebook I tell it to my windmill... He is a HUGE fanÂ….
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