Be yourself since everyone else is taken.
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Homework: Do meeee! Do meeee! Facebook: Don`t listen to that piece of trash. You have daily drama to read.
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I`m not weird. It`s called having a personality :)
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Why I try samples at stores: 5% I’m thinking of buying the product 95% I want free food.
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How the hell was Cinderella the only woman with that shoe size in the entire kingdom?
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You`re so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn`t come back to you.
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That awkward moment when your hand touches someone`s ass by mistake.
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Like If You Love That Epic Moment When The Hulk Smashes Loki.
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Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside.
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If you are trapped between your feelings and what other people think is right, always go for whatever makes you happy.
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