Group projects: one person does all the work. Everyone takes credit.
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Facebook status
I don`t hate you, I just...never mind I hate you.
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LIKE IF:Disagreeing with someone just to annoy them.
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The only thing "Fat" about Adele is her paycheck. ;)
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Did you know that if you open your mouth and stick your tongue out, you can`t breathe?.
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............................... Good dog!
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............................... Good dog!
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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
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It`s funny how someone can break your heart, and you can still love them with all the broken pieces.
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Some people sing in the shower. I perform concerts in the shower. ;)
-Kyle
We only have one Mom and one Dad, no matter how mad you get at them and how annoying they are sometimes, never stop loving them.
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That awkward moment when you have a lot of homework.... and you`re reading this.
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