"My memory is so bad" " how bad is it?" "how bad is what?"
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Dear "cool people", They didn`t name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.
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LIKE IF:When I`m expecting a text, I constantly feel my phone vibrate even though it isn`t.
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That awkward moment when you`re laughing at a joke and then you realize its about you.
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That awkward moment when your stomach gurgles loudly during the most quiet situations
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We all have that song that tears us to pieces but we all listen to it anyways.
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LIKE IF:I don`t care how old I am, whenever I see a bubble, I will hunt the bastard down and kill it.
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That awkward moment when someone takes your joke way too seriously.
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The feeling you get after finishing your last exam.
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School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Do the teacher wants us to die?
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