Out of curiosity, I entered the word idiot into my GPS just to see what happens and guess what??? Put the kettle on cause I`m outside your place .
-Dorian
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If life throws you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy The company Life works for and Fire Life from it, That`ll teach the bitch
-Dorian
Dude...I was there.... don`t try to change the story.
-unknown
Every girl has three guys in her life: The one she loves. The one she hates. The one she can’t live without.
-unknown
Math. The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why.
-unknown
"Dude she just called you fat!" "OH HELL NO, Hold my cake!"
-unknown
"You look tired! " - It`s just a polite way to tell someone that they look like shit!
-unknown
LIKE IF: *alarm*... *snooze*.... *alarm*.... *snooze*.... *alarm*.. *checks time*... "Oh shit"
-unknown
Whoever said white men can`t jump has clearly never played Temple Run..
-unknown
"There`s DIE in DIET"
-unknown