Facebook status
I hate when people put as their Facebook status "Forever Alone." Desperate much?
-Grace
it's very tough to understand the source code of a girl.
Specially those who have interactive interface
-Rashid
There should be a print screen button on each mirror. So that we can get more awesome pictures.
-Rashid
1st month of school: Look nice and dress nice. The rest of the school year: Rocking the homeless grandma look!
-unknown
Things to do today: 1.Dig a hole 2. Name it love 3. Watch people fall in love
-unknown
Friend: "OMG! A cockroach!" Me: "Dude, chill it`s just a cockroach." *Roach opens its wings* Me: "Run bitch, run!"
-unknown
LIKE if you also have that one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong.
-unknown
Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
-unknown
Harry Potter is sliding down a hill... LOL JK! He’s rowling.
-unknown
I think it`s funny when people say, `Eww... it tastes like shit!` What I want to know is how do they know what shit tastes like???
-Dorian