Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
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If you need space...babe, JOIN NASA!
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Video games ruined my life. Now I have 2 left.
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LIKE IF : When I realised the word “bed” looks like a bed, my mind was blown.
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is Getting a text in the morning and reading it with one eye open.
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I`ve always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper "you know what to do" and walk away.
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*friend request accepted* Let the stalking begin.
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So many girls fall in love with the wrong guy, simply because the wrong guy usually says all the right things.
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LIKE if saying "and yeah.." when you don`t know how to finish the sentence...
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Damn, you`re cute..bitch please, I`m fabulous.
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