Rumors are just as fake as people who spread them.
-unknown
Facebook status
I don`t care about your words ` I ♥ you ` But I JUST NEED THE PROOF THAT YOU ♥ ME :)
-unknown
"You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that." - Life
-unknown
Do not keep all your work for tomorrow,always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow..Be lazy,Think crazy...
-Abdul
I’ve often wondered what an atheist would do if stuck behind a car that wasn’t moving at a green light and had a bumper sticker on it that said “Honk if you love Jesus.”
-Jake
Dear Google: Please stop being like my wife. Kindly let me complete my sentence before you start to give me suggestions.
-Jake
Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She`s not coming back.
-Jake
Swag is not how you dress, but how you Act!
-Bruno
LIKE IF: Sending a risky text & thinking.. "They hate me.” if they don’t respond within 30 seconds.
-unknown
Girl: "All guys are the same!" Who asked you to try them all?
-unknown