Your duty as a best friend is to like my statuses even if they suck!
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Facebook status
I always thought I was the only one to do stupid things. Until I joined Twitter.
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Can`t spell STUPID without U right in the middle.
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Admit it! You`re just afraid of the LIKE button!
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That awkward moment when your crush doesn’t reply to your messages, but updates their Twitter timeline …
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Facebook : Posting hundreds of statuses in a day = Obsessed. Twitter : Posting hundreds of tweets in a day = Normal.
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I respect whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + gun = unstoppable.
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The awkward moment when someone tells you they like you, but you have absolutely no feelings for them..
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"I wasn`t that drunk!" "Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story..."
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What`s on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/6)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし What you remember:___________
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