Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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How I end a class presentation: "So...Umm....yeah......"
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LIKE if:Saying, "Shut up no one likes you!" when someone corrects you.
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LIKE IF:Looking at someone and thinking, "DATE ME!"
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I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet…I get hungry.
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The awkward moment when the teacher is looking for volunteers and you accidentally make eye contact.
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" Dinner is ready! " "Okay, Coming!" *Stays on the computer* "DINNER IS READY!" "I SAID I AM COMING!!!!!!"
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You coming to the thing tonight? - "I wasn`t invited." AAWWWWKWWWWAAARRDD.
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"What comes after the letter P?" Normal People: "Q" Me: "Wait, A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
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( -_-) ( -_-) (O.O) (-_- ) (-_- ) Opening a pack of gum at school.
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