"I don`t need to write that down, I`ll remember it." = My biggest lie.
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LIKE IF:People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with "lol" should be shot.
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Turn up the music and turn down the drama.
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No, No, I get it. You can ignore me all the time, but if I ignore you, It`s a big deal.
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Excuse me, Miss, you`ve got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
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I deserve so much more for the sacrifices I have made, but I have learned life is not fair and neither is love.
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Friends make the bad times good and the good times unforgettable.
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LIKE if you also Trying to complete tasks before the microwave hits 00:00 like your life depends on it.
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Oh, you`re a model? What`s your agency? Instagram?
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That awkward moment when you`re mad at someone, and then they make you laugh.
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