That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your facebook status.
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That awkward moment when someone starts acting drunk after 1 drink.
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Teacher: "It`s better to fail than to cheat!" Me: "lol no. It`s better to cheat than to repeat”:D
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Oh, you hate Mondays? You`re so unique, you must be the only one!
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Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on facebook.
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Sometimes I don`t need you to judge me or to advice me, I just need you to listen
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I was born to make y̶o̶u̶ myself happy.
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Friend: "Awwhh, someone needs a hug!" Me: "Don`t touch me."
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Like if you also have That friend who you always greet with an insult.
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I saw footage of polar bears drinking water today. But it`s obviously fake... Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
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