That awkward moment when your parents don`t appreciate the hilarious child they were blessed with
-Gabriel
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the awkward moment when your ice cube fell from your ice-box...you just kick it below the ice-box
-isra
Honestly, I acted more mature when I was 6.
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Don`t break a girls heart, because she`ll probably write a bestselling album about you.
-unknown
Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.
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My headphones are like my own personal "DO NOT DISTURB" signs. . .
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