Those stores who always put the WORST person in the register...
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That awkward moment when you hand someone your phone to show them one picture & then they start scrolling through the rest without asking.
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Hearing a camera shutter noise in a restroom can never be normal..
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Who else thinks their life could make a perfect reality show?
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Dear Stomach, you`re bored, not hungry so shut up, please.
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When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write `WASH ME` on her face...
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Cover on: Too hot Cover off: Too cold One leg out: perfect Brain: you know what you haven`t thought of in a while? Monsters *Leg back in*
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Sometimes, we :) to hide the :( and we :D to hide the :`(
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"Dude, you were so drunk you kept falling over..." "No I wasn`t, I was breakdancing!"
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What i if told you.....that you read the top line wrong?
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