That’s the thing about lessons. You always learn them when you don’t expect them or want them.
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Facebook status
is Seeing a relationship status and thinking: "Ehhhh, I`ll give it a week."
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Life is good, life is great. Always love and never hate.♥
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The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
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I hate mosquitoes... I mean, I know I`m delicious but damn...
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Santa saw your Facebook & this year, he`s getting you clothes for christmas.
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Brb = looking for an excuse to stop talking to you.
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Call her . . Call of her. . . Call of. . .Call of Duty.
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Dear girls, every calorie is not a war. You are beautiful no matter what you eat.
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Teacher: "Your test questions look just like your homework." = Biggest lie ever.
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