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LIKE IF: Looking more at yourself than at the other person while video calling on Skype.
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"Dude, you`re singing the wrong words" " No i`m not, I`m making a remix"
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That awkward moment when someone steals your status, and gets more likes than you.
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That awkward moment when someone tells you to stop apologizing and you reply by saying, “I’m sorry.”
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LIKE IF : Even with this; -✂------- I still can`t cut the line straight
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Algebra rule → If it seems easy, you`re doing it wrong.
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Friend: Shares a bag of chips*...Best friends: *Eats them all, then gives you the empty bag* "You can have the rest."
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You know you`re talented when you can untangle your headphones in the dark.
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Everyone has that “make the other person sound incredibly stupid” voice when describing an argument.
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IDGAF = I don`t give away food.
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