That awkward moment when you try to scare someone and it doesn`t work.
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like if you knew that "False Awakening" occurs when you`re dreaming that you`ve woken up, but still are in deep sleep.
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How to be skinny: 1.Turn your head to the right. 2.Turn your head to the left. (Repeat this everytime you are offered something to eat)
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If I text you back in less then 5 minutes , you better feel special.
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Like if you also think that when someone has a nickname, calling them by their real name sounds weird.
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That awkward moment when your choking and your mom tells you to take a drink and your like.."that`s what caused it!"
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That awkward moment when you punch someone and you get more hurt than the person you just punched.
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That moment when you`re watching a dancing show with your parents. Inside: Imagining yourself doing those moves. Outside: Poker face.
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LIKE IF: "Maybe you should read the instruc-" . . ."NAH! I GOT THISSS!"
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Awkward moment when you daydream for so long that you`re friends left you there ( ._.)
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