iPhone`s autocorrect can go straight to He`ll.
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Facebook status
Twenty one year old guys are like car thiefs, they tend to get the easy ones.
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LIKE IF: When the teacher says "group" I automatically look at my best friend.
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"So how far have you gone with a guy?" "....Well there was this one time..we made eye contact. It was awesome."
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A tree does not bear fruit for itself but for others.
-Obadero
I like how when I listen to Mozart I feel smarter all of a sudden..
-Alicia
Like if you love someone right now.
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Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.
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I bet you are either A) Laying in bed. B) Taking a shit. C) Ignoring someone talking to you.
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Take my advice. I don`t use it anyway.
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