Lazy rule = Don`t charge your cell phone unti it says "5% charge remaining."
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LIKE IF: Late night phone conversations are the best.
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I accused my friend of being gay yesterday... He was so angry he hit me with his purse.
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It doesn’t matter how long you’ve known him. If he’s kept you smiling since day one, don’t lose him.
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One of the hardest things in life is figuring the difference between friendship & love.
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50% off is great unless you`re talking about a grade. :)
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That awkward moment when you forget how to spell an easy word.
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The internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head.
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That best mood where you think everything is hilarious. ♥
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A bad relationship will make you feel more alone than when you were single.
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