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Those days where being Line Leader made you feel the #coolest...And everyone behind you was your #bitch.
-Mario
If water were hugs, I`d give you an ocean.If kisses were leaves, I`d give you a tree.If love was life, I`d give you mine.
-Francisco
If women ran the world, there wouldn`t be any wars, but there would be entire nations that wouldn`t speak to each other
-Sarvesh
What is your Superhero name? (2nd favorite color + favorite drink, and add "THE" at the beginning) Please comment below.
-Sarvesh
When on the run and getting away you must say, "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
-Sarvesh
Not even funny, torrential rain at the weekend and glorious sunshine in the week. How is that fair?
-Siân
We all have that friend that acts innocent, but is very naughty.
-unknown
Hi, I`m a mirror and I was just wondering why you take pictures of me?
-unknown
Do you want to go out with me? (a) Yes (b) a (c) b
-unknown
LIKE IF you also have a hopeless crush on someone that you have no chance with...
-unknown