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saying something, then realizing it sounded extremely sexual.

The awkward moment when your crush gives you advise on who you should go out with :/

I need a new girlfriend, my imaginary one lied to me & said she was real.

If I ever get married, I`ll surprise my wife with breakfast in bed every morning that has a different special saying about her like `I`m glad your mine` one day I hope.

I`m fluffy and I know it! I Munch out! Jiggle, Jiggle, Jiggle, yea! Jiggle, Jiggle, Jiggle yea!!!

He ignores you, but you still like him. He does nothing, but you fall for him.
You miss him, even though you know he`s never thought about you.

...Not even once... Smh.. But yet, you still pick him?

Like if you know what music chores this is Mirror on the wall
Here we are again (yeah)
Through my rise and fall (uh)
You`ve been my only friend (yeah)
You told me that they can
understand the man I am
So why are we here
Talking to each other again?

That handwriting you get after a whole summer of no work.

That handwriting you get after a whole summer of no work.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn`t end the way you think it octopus.