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The awkward moment when someone you hate thinks their opinion is valid.
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Warning: I`m in Bitch Mode and I can`t be responsible for what happens. Just Saying.
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Step 1. Take homework out of backpack. Step 2. Reward self with 2 hours of internet for making it that far.
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"Studying makes me sooo happy." Said by no one, ever.
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A teenagers music will tell you more about them than their mouth ever could.
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*Day before the test* "Whatever, I don`t need to study, I got this." *Day of the test* "Why do I do this to myself?!"
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Like if: Bathrooms with no mirrors should be illegal.
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If “plan A” didn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool.
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Awwww you`re not fat. Now chin up!...... and the other one too. :)
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boy: Bitch. girl: i`ve been called worse. boy: like what? girl: your girlfriend.
-Alex