Facebook status

You’re in a mental hospital. Tag 6 of your Facebook friends:
1. Person who drove you crazy:
2. Person who signed you in:
3. Your doctor:
4. Person in the corner drooling on themselves:
5. Your roommate:
6. Person who helps you break out:

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(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
U U

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o<( <) But then I was like...
....U U

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.(O.O)
.(>o<) IT`S MY COOKIE!!!
..U U

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(> )>o Then I said sharing is caring...
U U

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o<( <) But then I was like...
...U U

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.(O.O)
.(>o<) I LIKE COOKIES TO MUCH TO SHARE!
..U U

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(> <) So then I ate it...Sorry.

If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?

I just scrolled so far back on Facebook`s Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace.

Ha! I just finished a puzzle in 8 months and the box said 2-3 years!

if the opposite of pro is con, does that mean that the opposite of progress is congress

"I wasn`t that drunk..." "Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula."

LIKE IF: Walking into your room and saying: "Wow I should clean this" Then walking out.

Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.

You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.