Facebook status
“Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently.”
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LIKE IF: Knowing you`re totally screwed for an exam, but staying on facebook and not studying.
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Actually no, my status/tweet wasn`t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Teacher: "Back in the days, we didn`t have Internet.” Me: "Well that`s just too bad for you."
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That awkward moment when you wake up pissed at someone because of something they did in a dream.
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that magic moment when you are studying and things make sense.
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LIKE IF:Your phone always rings way longer when you`re ignoring a call.
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The awkward moment when I smell the food and get hungry instantly.
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I can`t hear you, so I`ll just laugh and hope it wasn`t a question.
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Think POSITIVE: I fell down the stairs then said, WELL I GOT DOWN THOSE STAIRS FAST.
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