It`s funny how some guys act like they don`t care, but as soon as she leaves he becomes interested all of a sudden.
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Facebook status
Music is my life, the lyrics are my story.
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girls PMS once a month, you`re a douche-bag 24/7.
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When a relationship is so perfect, you start to wonder if it`s real.
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The awkward moment when you tweet something & then you remember a family member is following you...
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I have a huge house, a gorgeous body, loads of cash, tons of friends, I have a perfect life... Thank you Sims! ;)
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"Falling asleep? Cool.....Hey I need to pee immediately" - My body every night.
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I.f.y.o.u.c.a.n.r.e.a.d.t.h.i.s.y.o.u.r.e.b.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l<3
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I hate it when teachers say, "You think it`s funny?" Obviously it is, if it wasn`t I wouldn`t be laughing.
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Teacher: "What`s your favorite book?" Me: "Facebook."
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