Facebook should have a limit on
times you can update your
relationship status, after 3 it
should default to "unstable".
times you can update your
relationship status, after 3 it
should default to "unstable".
-Collins
Facebook status
Teacher: "Where`s your homework?" Me: "I couldn`t find anyone to copy it from."
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Put your headphones up against your nostrils + Open your mouth = Speakers.
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If you`ve never drank straight from the carton late at night, you`re not a real man.
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I hate when I go to smell something and accidentally touch it with my nose.
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You can`t live a positive life with a negative mind.
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Friend: HEY YOU`RE BLOCKING THE VIEW! me: I am the view.
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LIKE IF you also think Our generation will be the weirdest grandparents.
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6 problems of students: Love life, Grades, Exams, Assignments, Teachers and most of all PAPERS.
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I think the reason people hold on to memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don`t change when everyone else does.
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