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<3 I love everything about you
You`re imperfectly perfect for me <3
-Akash
I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I`m asleep. And I`m all like (o___-)
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It`s not called being whipped , it`s called having respect for your girl.
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I always love those heart to heart conversations with my best friends. ;)
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Parents call it "bad grades", we call it "still passing."
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If swimming is so good for your figure, then how the hell do you explain whales?
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"Are you as bored as I am?" Read that backward and it will still make sense.
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Shrek is the best fairytale, he teaches you that no one needs to be perfect to have a happily ever after. ♥
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Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes.
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Maybe girls play so hard to get because guys play so hard to keep.
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