be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.
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Some people are real. Some people are good. Some people are fake and some people are real good at being fake.
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Lazy rule = If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
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Googling your symptoms when you don`t feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you`re dying.
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LIKE IF :Stupid conversations make sense when you are talking to someone special.
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That awkward moment when you catch someone`s eye when they`re picking their nose.
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Me: "Let`s settle this the mature adult way." Friend: "Rock, paper, scissors?" Me: "No bitch! Eenie meenie miney mo."
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LIKE IF:When I clear my calculator I press the button at least 10 times just to be sure.
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Don`t find love, let love find you. That`s why they call it falling in love. You don`t force yourself to fall, you just fall....
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When you see something cute and you`re like kjhgjdfshegfxebzaah this thing is so cute!!
-Mwazy