*lights flickering* Normal People: Oh, I have to change the light bulb. Me: OMFG GHOSTS!!!
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Facebook status
Hey girls, stop doing that thing with your lips when you take pictures. You`re making us look stupid, Sincerely ducks.
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I love Twitter more than Facebook cause I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I`m crazy...
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That awkward little dance your thumbs does when you don`t know how to reply to someones text.
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On a scale from Kristen Stewart to Nicki Minaj, how many different facial expressions do you have?
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-Shahir
Rain falls because, the clouds could no longer handle it`s weight, just like tears fall because the heart can no longer handle the pain.
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A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their wifi.
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Hard to start,easy to follow -- Decisions
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If a girl has a Twitter username that claims she`s hot, 100% of the time she`s not.
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