That awkward moment when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can’t stop.
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That awkward moment when a teacher`s yelling at your friend & the class is all serious & you`re about to burst out laughing.
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Mornings come in 3 sizes: (1) Early (2) Too Early (3) Way Too Early.
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Why is there a show called "When animals attack"? It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."
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I can`t hear you, so I`ll just laugh and hope it wasn`t a question.
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Always smile more than you cry, give more than you take and love more than you hate.
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Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies. Love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind, love sees but doesn`t mind.
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God created Man before Woman but thats only because he wanted to save the BEST for LAST.
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"In love" is just code for "stupid".
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3 Things you should never do after a breakup: 1.Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or up…
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