*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds.
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Facebook status
"eww omg you`re so ugly!" "good, i was trying to look like you today."
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my parents accused me of being a liar, i looked them in the face and said, `tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny` and walked away like a boss.
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I hate it when my parents compare me to another person. Why don`t you kidnap him and brain wash him to be your son?? -___-
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If I get jealous, then yes, I obviously like you.
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The word yes might not mean a lot but it can change a lot.
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Doctor & Blonde: "You`re having twins!" *Girl starts to cry* "Aren`t you happy?" "I am, but I don`t know who the second father is!"
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The fact that I can’t have you, makes me want you even more.
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LIKE IF: Looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking, "Damn, why am I not famous yet" ?
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People are always looking for more and forget about what they already have.
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