LIKE IF : When I hear a song with good lyrics, I always think... "How did they think of that?"
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"Those crocs look great on you" - Nobody
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Things I’ve learned in School: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I’m paying attention.
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The temptation to quit will be greatest just before you are about to succeed.
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That awkward moment when... people think they`re funny, but they`re just annoying.
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Not wanting to log out cause your just so lazy to log back in.
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If you were a dinosaur, you would be a bitch-a-whoreous.
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In math class: (~_~) | In lunchtime: (^▿^)
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"I will NOT forget.... I will NOT forget...." *next day* "So.. did you bring it?" "Shhhiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt, (._.)"
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Teacher: "There are no dumb questions." Me: "Challenge accepted."
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