I`m sorry I wasn`t good enough for you, but trust me.. I tried to be.
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Why do people with bad breath always want to tell you secrets?
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Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you, with my shoe! Haha spider, dead spider.
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"Keep your feet on the ground when your head`s in the clouds" - Paramore
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If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.
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I don`t want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend... that`s why he`s with you.
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It`s better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you are not.
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That awkward moment when someone says "hello" and you say "good thanks".
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*at pet store* Me: HEY look, its a NEMO! worker: Mam, that`s a clown fish.. Me: Bitch that`s a nemo -_-
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I always wonder if you smile at my texts, like I smile at yours.
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