Boys are like fish - If you caught the wrong one throw it back and catch another one
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LIKE IF: Raising your hand when you`re at home beacuse no one is paying atention to you.
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I don`t want to sound like a badass or anything, but I play Wii without the wrist strap on ;)
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I made you a waffle. (>•_•)># But then I was like, "I`m hungry..." (>•#•<) So I ate it. (>•_•)>
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today
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Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.
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That awkward moment when you hand over your phone to show someone a picture…and they keep scrolling through the rest.
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Ever wondered why there’s no window in the airplane’s toilet? Because, really, who’s going to see in?
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After reading this tweet, you will realize that the the brain doesn`t recognize a second "the".
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Drinking water and thinking "I`m healthy today!"
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