Facebook status

What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...
Did you Sea what I did there?...I`m Shore you did, Beach. :)
-unknown
when most of normal humans sing in the bathroom evolved humans like me think of their next facebook status.
-Keotiut
That Awkward Moment when you flirt with someone you like and they don`t flirt back (._. )
-unknown
Hey, I`m a girl. I ignore nice guys, chase assholes, and complain about it.
-unknown
If a single teacher can`t teach us all the subjects, then how can you expect a single student to learn all the subjects?
-unknown
If a girl can put up with you through your worst days, and still stick with you and your mistakes, then you shouldn`t let her go ♥
-unknown
Feeling like an idiot when people scream your name and you can`t find them.
-unknown
That moment of "Ha! Told ya bitch" when your proving someone wrong.
-unknown
That awkward moment when you want to scare someone but they take too long to come out.
-unknown
It`s one thing to be inspired, it`s another to stay inspired.
-unknown