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					 What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...
Did you Sea what I did there?...I`m Shore you did, Beach. :)					
					
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					 when most of normal humans sing in the bathroom evolved humans like me think of their next facebook status.					
					
						-Keotiut					
										
				
				
				
					
					 That Awkward Moment when you flirt with someone you like and they don`t flirt back (._. )					
					
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					 Hey, I`m a girl. I ignore nice guys, chase assholes, and complain about it.					
					
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					 If a single teacher can`t teach us all the subjects, then how can you expect a single student to learn all the subjects?					
					
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					 If a girl can put up with you through your worst days, and still stick with you and your mistakes, then you shouldn`t let her go ♥					
					
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					 Feeling like an idiot when people scream your name and you can`t find them.					
					
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					 That moment of "Ha! Told ya bitch" when your proving someone wrong.					
					
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					 That awkward moment when you want to scare someone but they take too long to come out.					
					
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					 It`s one thing to be inspired, it`s another to stay inspired.					
					
						-unknown