LIKE IF at some point in your life you were attracted to a cartoon character.
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I`ve always wanted to say: "Hi, my name is _______ and you`re watching Disney Channel!" *Draws Mickey outline*
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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That awkward moment when your mom sits down next to you while you`re on the computer and you are like (`-`) (._. ) (· - ·) ( ._.) ( ` -`)
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That awkward moment when your friends are comparing bones they`ve broken & you`re just sitting there like "I broke my pencil one time..."
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Yeah, Mom, All of Our Visitors Are TOTALLY Gonna Check How Clean My Room Is.
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"Quick, pretend you`re sleeping!" never gets old.
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When you`re at the top of a roller coaster, SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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That awkward moment when you watch a movie from your childhood, & finally understand all the “dirty” jokes.
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That awkward moment when you`re over someones house and they offer you food but you don`t know how much to take.
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