Amen (and a like) to teachers who never give homework!
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Getting paid to sleep = My dream job.
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Pain makes you stronger, tears makes you braver, and heartbreaks makes you wiser, so thank the past for a better future.
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My wishes: 1) To earn money without working. 2) To be smart without studying. 3) To love without being hurt. 4) To eat without getting fat.
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Dear Wikipedia, I love you. I lost the count of how many times you`ve done my Homework.
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SHORTEST GAME OF SIMON SAYS: "Simon says jump! Simon didn`t say land, you`re all out."
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Swearing; because sometimes, calling someone a cotton-headed ninny-muggins just won`t do it.
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"Guys, be quiet I`m calling my mom!" *Person in the background* "Come back to bedddd!!"
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I love texting someone and getting a reply right away.
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